my-mental-maelstrom:

Me: *holding a sharp object*

Intrusive thoughts: “Hey, you know what’d be cool right now?”

(via gas-on-my-hands)

bpdgorl:

me: *doin anything at all*
me: is this okay??? can i do this?? like that?? is it okay to do this like that?? am i doing this right???????

(via builttospill)

just-shower-thoughts:

Cookie Monster never eats any cookies. Instead he breaks them into small pieces and leaves the crumbs on the floor. This is why he is truly a monster.

just-shower-thoughts:

Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can’t perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for.